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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4896 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 102 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9395 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!