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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7199 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!