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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1281 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!