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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5186 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8815 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3338 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).