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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2421 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 836 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).