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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1865 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1560 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 765147 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).