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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3106 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8475 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!