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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3605 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!