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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 718 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!