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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 175 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.