BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	3260

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	7007

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2934

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2424	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.