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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	487

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	1180
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9689
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	1358	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crops Grown:	3000	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	125969
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.