BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	3207	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	2186	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8158	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4831	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	5244	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	178
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	8212
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.