BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2893	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	113081	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Zombie Dances:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	2489	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!