BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mines Excavated:	3620	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	2416
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	2406	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	157	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9596
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	99575
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	2470	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.