BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6168	Mines Excavated:	1242
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4869
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ores Mined:	9762	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	912353
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	123
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	4185
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	3781
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	714499
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!