BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9474
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mines Excavated:	2017	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3052	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crops Grown:	7022

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	54
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	2532
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.