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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

Sunflower SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Custom Features, Economy, Explore, family friendly, Fun, glass bridge, item hunters, Kindness, minecraft server, Mini Games, No Griefing, No Raiding, no swearing, Parkour, pillars of fortune, pure fun, Semi Vanilla, squid game, Sunflower SMP, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla Experience

Welcome to SunflowerSMP!

Join our family-friendly community where kindness comes first! We offer a semi-vanilla experience with no griefing, no swearing, and no raiding—just pure fun and adventure.

Explore tons of custom features, including the Glass Bridge from Squid Game, Pillars of Fortune, Item Hunters, and much more!

Come build, explore, and thrive with us!

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United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Builder, Community, Custom Gear, Discord, dynamic world map, Empire, Epic battles, Fairness, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, roleplayer, smp, Strategist, success, Towns, Trailer, United, Wars

Here is a nicely formatted data presentation for the Minecraft server “United Lands”:

United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.
🎥 Watch Our Trailer	Dive into the excitement! Our video trailer highlights epic wars, custom gear, and the vibrant towns that populate the server. Check it out here: Watch Now!
🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	Whether you’re a builder, a strategist, or a roleplayer, United Lands offers something for everyone. Build and claim towns, engage in immersive roleplay, and collect custom items like new weaponry and exotic foods, such as mangoes, sushi, croissants, and more.
💹 Progress Your Way	Choose from 7 unique jobs, each with skill trees to enhance your abilities. Unlock the powerful Masterwork Armor and earn unique upgrades like additional storage and extra /sethomes. Your path to greatness is yours to forge.
💵 Player-Driven Economy	Our thriving economy is entirely player-driven. Use the marketplace (/mp) to buy, sell, and trade items as you build your wealth. With no admin shops or price controls, the market is in your hands!
💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	At United Lands, fairness is a priority. We ensure all store items are purely cosmetic. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages. Everyone has an equal shot at success!
⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat	Join epic battles between towns and nations. Whether defending your lands or expanding your empire, the thrill of combat and the pride of victory await. Rally your friends and take part in unforgettable wars and alliances.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the United Lands server?

To join United Lands, simply use the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord community for United Lands?

Yes! You can join our community on Discord by visiting: discord.unitedlands.org

3. Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?

Yes, you can view our dynamic world map at: map.unitedlands.org

4. Are there any pay-to-win elements on United Lands?

No, United Lands prioritizes fairness and does not offer any pay-to-win advantages. All store items are purely cosmetic.

5. How can I engage in wars and combat on United Lands?

To participate in epic wars and thrilling combat, join battles between towns and nations. Defend your lands or expand your empire by rallying friends and forming alliances.

Dreamy Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, attraction, Confidence, courtship, Crafters, DATING, dreamy, Expectations, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self improvement, self worth, social dynamics, societal norms, Standards, Stereotypes, traditional values

Join our Minecraft server and escape the cruel reality where only tall and handsome guys get the girls! On our server, all players are equal and you can attract a girl with your epic building skills instead of being a court jester. Embrace your natural charm and creativity in a world where everyone has a chance to find love, or at least a Minecraft buddy. Don’t let societal standards hold you back, join now and start building your way to romance!

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GriefCraft2021

acceptance, anger issues, break up, college dropout, Communication Issues, emotional dependency, GriefCraft2021, grieving a relationship, Guilt, long-distance relationship, moving on, panic attacks, partying, personal growth, readiness, relationship dynamics, self reflection, stress, Student Life, Support, time consuming

Are you tired of dealing with emotional baggage and drama in your relationships? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your real-life problems. Say goodbye to clingy partners and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends.

Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even have time to think about your ex and their issues. You’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to care!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start a new chapter in your life filled with fun, adventure, and maybe even a few virtual romances along the way. Who needs real relationships when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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ComfyCarbs Minecraft SMP

childhood favorites, comfort classics, comfort food, ComfyCarbs, culinary comforts, emotional eating, favorite dishes, feel-good foods, food cravings, go-to comfort foods, guilty pleasures, homemade meals, indulgent treats, late night snacks, Minecraft, nostalgic foods, satisfying eats, self-care meals, smp, soothing dishes, soul food, stress eating, warm and cozy meals

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a buffet of comfort food for your soul. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more mobs than a haunted house, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust me, you wanna be part of this epic adventure. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out, bro, join now and feast on the deliciousness of this server!

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DepressCraft – Build Your Way Out!

BUILD, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, Healing Process, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, recovery journey, seeking help, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of depression again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t help but smile.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.

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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Revenge, Server, Zelenskyys

join our epic minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your hard work!
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.

so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!

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Zelensky’s 50%+ Approval – Not Fake News!

above 50%, Accuracy, accuracy check, Approval, approval rating, credibility, fact check, fact verification, fact-checking, Fake, false claims, Misinformation, News, Politics, Presidency, public opinion, statistics, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZELENSKY WOULD GIVE IT A 4% APPROVAL RATING! BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S ABOVE 50% BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT SO MUCH. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU’LL FIND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE RUN BY LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MOST WACKY SERVER EVER!

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Star Rating Server

3 out of 5 stars 6 out of 10 Ratings Comparison Better Review Scale Feedback Quality Performance Satisfaction Critique Evaluation Rating system Stars Scores Comparison Analysis Opinion Assessment, Rating, Server, star

so, like, yo, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, in minecraft form.
we got pigs that can fly, like legit fly, not just jump off a cliff and glide for a bit. these pigs got wings, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they wear little top hats and monocles and walk around like they own the place. it’s hilarious.

and the best part? our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yeah, you heard me right. you mine ’em, you eat ’em. it’s a win-win situation.

so come on down to our server, where the creepers are friendly, the villagers dance like nobody’s watching, and the sun sets in a rainbow of colors. you won’t regret it, i swear.

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Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun

borehole, fiber, fiber optic cable, Fun, Greenland, greenland ice, Ice, ice quakes, ice stream, long tail tags, OpTic, Quake, stick-slip motion, tiny quakes, viscous honey

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the ice be quakin’ like it’s got a case of the jitters? Well, lemme tell ya, this server be so lit that even the ice in Greenland be gettin’ in on the action!
We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.

If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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The Lab

base, Community, Craftoria, Datapacks, Events, game mode, germany, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla Experience, world border
Overview

Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 12,5k x 12,5k

FireTick On (usually)

Features
- Banner Flags
- Vanilla Refresh
- Villager Leash
- BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Armor statues
FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.

Is the map going to reset soon?

Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.

What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

Is there a modded server available?

Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, brown male, cultural norms, desire, Earthly, embracing desires, Explorer, hidden desires, internal conflict, interracial, racial dynamics, secret fantasies, self acceptance journey, self-acceptance, sexual exploration, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, shame, shame and desire, societal expectations, taboo, WHITE COCK

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience!
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!

Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.

Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, divorce aftermath, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Values, father daughter relationship, generational differences, Infidelity, Minecraft, MomsBFMineGF, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Respect, respect for elders, Server, sibling relationships, step parents, trauma support

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real life chaos! Our server is filled with fun adventures and no Barb’s allowed!
Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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ChoreCraftRentDeal

ABUSIVE, apartment, Budget, ChoreCraftRentDeal, Chores, compromise, control, disagreement, Friend, friendship, Lesbian, living together, man, moving out, nj, overreacting, personality differences, Rent, roommate

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t handle a little compromise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of roommate drama and ridiculous reactions!
Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.

But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?

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ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ParentalPeculiarities, smp

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!
Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Overview

Features

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

Is the map going to reset soon?

What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

Is there a modded server available?