BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
New Chunks Explored:	535035	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5413

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8810

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2485	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.