BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	4677

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	809888	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5115	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Animals Bred:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5505	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	936

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.