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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2251 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.
So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?