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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7155 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Votes: | 6846 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.
So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?