Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
Meteorites Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VillageCraft

    VillageCraft

    Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cobblehaven

    Cobblehaven

    Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • McCaverns

    McCaverns

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PandaCraft

    PandaCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Renatus Network

    Renatus Network

    Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4382
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5109

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ores Mined: 4568 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Animals Bred: 43 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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