Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ores Mined: 2637
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1182
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magic Items Found: 4289
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Zombie Dances: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3767 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mines Excavated: 1427
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Farms Harvested: 536 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1726
    Crops Grown: 6422 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magic Items Found: 7741

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ores Mined: 8379
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9995 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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