BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2542	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	394
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.