BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ores Mined:	9868	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crops Grown:	7003	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	222318	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1657

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4360	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9333
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.