BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

#breastfeeding, Colleague, cover work, Dangerous work, FATIGUE, Harsh, Management, maternity leave, medical laboratory, Moaning, Nausea, pay grades, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, private medical laboratory, responsibilities, Server, stress, Suck, team mates, vomiting, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

AMBITION, attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, misconceptions, NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl, Personality, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	8484
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	2

OMG you guys, like, totally join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most fire mixtape playing 24/7 in the background while you build your pixelated masterpieces. And get this, our admins are actually trained monkeys who will throw bananas at griefers to keep them in line. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and shenanigans that go down in this server. So come join us and let’s create some epic memes together! #BananaAdmins #PixelatedMixtape #DiamondsAreAGriefer’sBestFriend 🍌🔥💎🤪

Blocky Love Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Explanation, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, long tail tag, love, movie title, Passion, Personal, relationships, Romantic, sex life, tagline

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

arrest, authoritarian regime, Bounty, Capture, Corruption, CraftyVenezuela, Dictatorship, extradition, fugitive, Government, Justice, manhunt, Minecraft, opposition candidate, opposition leader, Political unrest, Politics, REWARD, reward money, Server, south america, Venezuela, wanted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.

plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

Assad regime, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, displacement, Edition, homecoming, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Peacebuilding, Political unrest, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugees, resettlement, Syrian civil war, SyrianCraft, Syrians, UN, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Salmon Puberty Party!

Party, puberty, Salmon

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

VoidAnarchy

Anarchy, Chaos, community-driven, creativity, Exploration, free build, glitch, Grief, Hacks, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mods, new, Raid, Rewards, rules, Server, Stability, Survival, VoidAnarchy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Buildings Constructed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VoidAnarchy [anarchy]
Server Type	Free-build, Anarchy
Version	1.21.3
IP Address	voidanarchy.com
Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 9, 64 GB RAM
Discord	Join Here

FAQ

Why should I join VoidAnarchy?

VoidAnarchy is a free-build, anarchy server where you can do almost anything you want. There are minimal rules, allowing for maximum creativity and chaos.

What are some key features of VoidAnarchy?

/mute, /tpa, /homes, /dupe, /claim commands for quality-of-life gameplay
Rewards based on playtime
Hacks and client mods are allowed
Minimal rules – just don’t crash/lag/attack the server
Two worlds to explore – Overworld and Void World
True anarchy vibes with no staff interference
Stable server environment with minimal lag
Community-driven updates

Can I use hacks and client mods on VoidAnarchy?

Yes, hacks and client mods are allowed on VoidAnarchy. Feel free to glitch, hack, swear, and be rude – just don’t do anything blatantly illegal.

What is the difference between the Overworld and Void World?

The Overworld offers traditional survival experiences, exploration, and vanilla building. The Void World is completely empty, allowing for massive sky builds, creative anarchy, or personal fortresses in the sky.

How can I join the VoidAnarchy server?

You can connect to voidanarchy.com using Minecraft version 1.21.3 and join the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

Midnight Loli Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forum, anime girl’s, controversial, cute, Edition, Haven, Japanese culture, Kawaii, late night, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, midnight, Otaku, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! If you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the Macarena.

You’ll be mining for diamonds while jamming out to C418’s sick beats. And get this, every time you find a rare ore, a chorus of baby zombies will sing you a congratulatory song. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less taxes.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lols begin!

GenZCraft: We’re Not All TikTok Addicts

addicts, career goals, Challenges, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, generation gap, GenZCraft, Identity, mental health, misunderstood, Perspectives, relationships, social justice, social media, Stereotypes, Technology, tiktok, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of people not understanding your generation? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls like yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and show the world just how misunderstood and fabulous your generation truly is!

Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, Ip:, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, screaming, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Potions Brewed:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Java IP	172.81.129.226:25568
Bedrock IP	172.81.129.226 PORT 25568
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/macaroni

Overview

Mac land is a survival server with a nostalgic vibe of old smps, featuring pvp, a welcoming atmosphere, quirky elements, and a diverse community. The server has been active for a few weeks and continues to grow.

FAQ

1. What plugins does the server have?

The server has community requested plugins like terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit feature, and other miscellaneous additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

2. Is the community active and welcoming?

Yes, the server has a friendly yet chaotic small community that is welcoming to new players and fosters a sense of camaraderie.

3. What makes Mac land stand out from other servers?

Mac land offers a unique mix of gameplay elements, a nostalgic feel, and a diverse community that contributes to a memorable gaming experience.

4. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server using the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port. Additionally, joining the Discord server can help you connect with the community and stay updated on server events.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

While playing on Mac land, it’s important to respect other players, follow server rules, and contribute positively to the community. Any violations of the rules may result in consequences decided by the server moderators.

Milk & Mine: A Modern Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 10. Provocative question, 11. Shock value, 12. Controversial topic, 13. Sexual humor, 14. Inappropriate question, 15. Feminine hygiene, 16. Body fluids, 17. Sensationalism, 18. Social norms, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Cunt, 20. Gender roles., 3. Drinking milk, 4. Dairy products, 5. Vulgar language, 6. adult content, 7. Explicit language, 8. Taboo subject, 9. Sexual innuendo, Adventure, milk, MODERN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, bro, do you even drink milk in your /cunt/? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, because we have cows for days, like seriously, they’re everywhere, just waiting for you to milk them and make some epic dairy creations.

And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.

GFcontrolGoneWild

absent friend, absent support, cancelled plans, concerned friend, controlling girlfriend, controlling relationship, distant friend, ditched friend, flaky friend, GFcontrolGoneWild, hurt feelings, ignored friends, isolating partner, last minute cancellations, long distance friendship, mutual friends, one sided friendship, rough time, supportive friend, worried friend

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

CraftyLoveHub

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLoveHub, favorite thing, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, partner, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Significant Other, special bond, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are they a pro at building epic structures in Minecraft? Do they always have your back in a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall in love all over again, then look no further! Our server is like a romantic getaway for you and your blocky soulmate. Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a Minecraft wedding ceremony (yes, we have a priest villager ready to officiate)! So come on, join us and show your significant other that your love is as strong as a diamond sword in the Nether!

ELECTCRAFT Read the description! Minecraft server

Alpha Testing, banner, Dedicated, description, Download, ds group, ELECTCRAFT, group, image, Link, minecraft server, Mods, open world, Play, post-apocalypse, Project, Server, Testing, Theme, Video

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

The server is dedicated to the theme of Post-Ocalypse, open world. While it is only in alpha testing, anyone who wants to play, please go to our ds group, to play you need to Download mods in the ds group.(:

——–> link to video about the project https://youtu.be/il_HH9s6_04

Electcraft.aternos.me:61997

Hardcore 22

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Server Overview:

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Features	No natural regeneration, no respawning, community-based rules
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Join the server and add to the lore.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many lives do players have on the server?	Players have only one life on the server, there is no respawning.
Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?	Yes, the server has community-based rules that all players must adhere to.
Is natural regeneration disabled on the server?	Yes, there is no natural regeneration of health on the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more details on how to join the Hardcore 22 server.

Players:	107/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4969
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Crops Grown:	8775	Farms Harvested:	724
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	1327
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38