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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!