BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
New Chunks Explored: 238735 Mines Excavated: 3877
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Void Gems Collected: 19 Towns Built: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

    OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

    WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnderHQ

    EnderHQ

    Welcome to EnderHQ!

    Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

    Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

    We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TorrusWerkbank

    TorrusWerkbank

    Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

    Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

    Features:

    Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

    Join us and experience exciting adventures!

    We look forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Restriction 18+
    Server Started March 25th
    Server Location East US Coast
    World Border 10k

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

    A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

    Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

    A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

    Q: How can I contribute to the server?

    A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

    Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

    A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

    Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

    A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Magic Items Found: 2865
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Animals Bred: 64
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Star Shards Collected: 222

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471
    Villages Defended: 6 New Chunks Explored: 527940
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Runes Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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