BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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