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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!