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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4867 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6011 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!