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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8462 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
So, like, you know when you’re just trying to chill after finishing your MA and your friend V is all up in your business about finding a man and popping out kids? Yeah, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on our Minecraft server.
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!
