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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3992 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1444 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
So, like, you know when you’re just trying to chill after finishing your MA and your friend V is all up in your business about finding a man and popping out kids? Yeah, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on our Minecraft server.
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!
