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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2900 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 68 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4141 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!