BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	292058
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	911
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Farms Harvested:	957
Runes Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8564	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ores Mined:	4816	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	5792	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	4116	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5276
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2