BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crops Grown:	3613
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crops Grown:	1190	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7223
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Votes:	8450	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Items Found:	2995	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7299
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	286
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	2494

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

Players:	108/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Animals Bred:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32