BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Villages Defended:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	143291	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	117
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	194
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143717	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1634	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	8