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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9054 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Votes: | 4821 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!