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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
