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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4797 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!