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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9847 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Farms Harvested: | 778 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!