Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Magic Items Found:	4391	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	1488
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	New Chunks Explored:	617130
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.