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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	11993	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5174	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	3467
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ores Mined:	4284	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	93
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Runes Activated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5476	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.