Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	115
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	446	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1366	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	2142	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	New Chunks Explored:	834003

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.