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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Potions Brewed:	123	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	973	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	2933
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	2763
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	6520
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9212
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	6953	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.