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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5086	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4552
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	162
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	9716	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	8445	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5186	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.