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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	3902	Mines Excavated:	1589
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	3809
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5116
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	6636
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crops Grown:	1390	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Star Shards Collected:	264
Buildings Constructed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.