Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6416
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	177	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9673	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4704
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	7262	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.