Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	1293	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2631	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8531
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mines Excavated:	3097
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.